@$$hole! #77: Orientation (Part 2)

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Part 2 of Susie’s orientation at Joe’s Coffee and Cyber Cafe. I really enjoyed writing the part of Anthony for these pages, because the guy is really quite a bastard. However, he also displays a phenomenon that I have noticed my entire life about douche bags and hot chicks (or any chick, really). While I know it’s not an absolute, it always seems like good looking guys – mostly ass holes – always seem to land any girl that they want. Or even the girls that they don’t want. Girls are just magnetically attracted (in their pants) to the good looking guys, especially when they’re completely fake people.

This has always perplexed me.

And while I know that there are several arguments for why this happens (and of course, why I’m a sexist pig for even suggesting such a thing is possible), it’s just an observation that I blew out of proportion here for entertainment purposes, which hopefully makes it funny.

Also, Susie pours coffee on the guy’s junk. Right there is comedy gold!

I hope everyone had a happy Turkey Day, and try to survive Black Friday!

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