@$$hole!: Reader Mail – What if Susie were Real?

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This is my model friend who looks like a blond, white Susie. You may recall that I spoke about her quite some time ago, especially to Fitz (my twin with hair). So now if you ever wanted to know what Waffles and Susie would do during the day, here you go.

Last night was tragic because it marked the passing of a musical genius, the King of Pop himself, Michael Jackson. Say what you will about his personal life, I was excited about the prospect of his comeback tour (and rumors of a new album in the works). The man would’ve shown the world how a comeback happens, and would’ve sent Britney Spears crying home to mommy over her failed attempts at doing so.

The Backstreet Boys and the Spice Girls would also be included in the list of people that I would call “failures” in the comeback department. Way to have a tour and then flitter out into oblivion again. Thanks for the reminder.

Michael Jackson, I’ve seen this man perform in Ireland. The crowd was already screaming at the top of their lungs before he took the stage. And then BAM! a puff of smoke and the man’s standing there without moving for a full 30 seconds – and the audience gets even louder! Then the guy makes one move and strikes one of his signature poses, and the audience somehow erupts into a frenzy! Then the man puts on one of the greatest performances I have ever seen in my entire life.

Michael Jackson: musician, performer, legend. Rest in peace, Mike.