@$$hole!: Gnome King Rules 7

Free coffee for life, and Anthony Douchebag gets shot down – because the lady is interested in the Gnome King. Damn, this guy is taking controlling an entire world a little too far. Someone needs to put a stop to this…but this isn’t quite the end yet. Things get worse before they get better. Just you wait.

Next week I’m going to be a guest at my favorite show of the year, ACEN, in Rosemont, Il. This show continues to set the standard for how guests are treated at a show. It’s a fun time with great people, and they have an amazing guest list this year – including myself and several amazing comic guests.

Be sure to be there, check out the books, and attend the panels. It’s going to be a wild weekend.