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It’s a new page of Albert the Alien and – oh my goodness! Col Ty Fighter wants to do a “random” locker search of Albert’s locker! Was Wally correct? Is the Col after [...]

Movie Review: Pacific Rim (2013) Director: Guillermo del Toro Cast: Charlie Hunnam, Idris Elba, Rinko Kikuchi, Charlie Day, Burn Gorman, Ron Perlman Plot: The short of it is this: it’s [...]

Happy mid-week, fellow humans! And welcome to another amazing installment of Albert the Alien! Albert, with a renewed sense of faith in himself and determination to save the school, rushes off to [...]

Movie Review: This is the End (2013) Director: Evan Goldberg, Seth Rogen Cast: James Franco, Jonah Hill, Seth Rogen, Jay Baruchel, Danny McBride, Craig Robinson, and a boat load more! Plot: The [...]

Happy Friday! However it’s not so happy for Albert, who is making the dreaded trek to the Principal’s Office! Thankfully, along the way he meets Janitor Deckard. Deckard is the new [...]

Over the weekend, something magical happened. My mother planned and organized a reception in Michigan to celebrate my marriage to Beth. The invite list was mainly focused on local family that [...]

Meanwhile, back in the classroom, Albert gets the dreaded call that no kid ever wants to receive. He gets called to the Principal’s Office! I remember back in my school days that being [...]

The Principal vs the government, round 1. Upon being rudely interrupted by the now infamous Col Ty Fighter, Principal George Taylor (his video game interrupted) attempts to defend the alien [...]

Back at the school, we are introduced to the new head janitor that the Principal and Vice Principal were discussing in the previous issue. And boy oh boy, does he appear to have his work cut out [...]

A flashback scene greets you today, my friends. A little history on how humans met aliens – and Gerty’s parents were right there when it happened! Sorry this one is short, gang, but I [...]