@$$hole!: Convention Season 14

The convention season story arc is coming to a close, and sadly it’s running into Black Friday (today). No doubt there’s a line circling the block around every big box retailer and people are freezing their bums off risking their health and their dignity for a $300 flat-screen TV.

Guys, it’s a Westinghouse. It’s not a good TV.

In any case, try to play it safe and remember: Cyber Monday is right around the corner. Buying online is easy because you can do it in your PJs.

Tomorrow is my brother’s bachelor party, so tonight is my night to cut lose and relax. Tomorrow I play big brother, and make sure his night is perfect. Next week is the wedding, and I have a big speech to make. I’m sure it’ll make it’s way to youtube, so it kind of has to be hilarious. No pressure.

Have a great weekend.