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@$$hole!: Cooking Lessons 9

Originally I was going to take this in a different direction. But then once the idea popped into my head to have a seductive veggie, I just had to run with it. It was a very funny idea – to [...]

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@$$hole!: Cooking Lessons 8

Tomatoes are a very tasty and delicious treat…but when I was making dinner on the night we were doing this photo shoot, I couldn’t help but play with my food. I had an extra panel at [...]

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@$$hole!: Cooking Lessons 7

Continuing the making fun of Michael Bay (and now George Lucas, because if I ever get going on a rant on him it’ll never end). Seriously, I don’t understand how these movies made so [...]

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@$$hole!: Cooking Lessons 6

I couldn’t help it, I had to make fun of Michael Bay and Transformers (the live-action flicks). I just went to see Transformers 3 yesterday at a pre-screening. The review will be up soon.

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@$$hole!: Cooking Lessons 5

Ah onions. Of course, most people don’t like the smell of a strong onion – especially if you’re on a date – but I do enjoy including them in my cooking. Especially pasta [...]

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@$$hole!: Cooking Lessons 4

Repeating the joke from the previous page (because jokes never get old with me), but the truth here is that washing your veggies is extremely important as a step. I work in a building with the [...]

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@$$hole!: Cooking Lessons 3

Vegetables are healthy (and delicious, if fresh and prepared correctly), but how healthy are they exactly? Do they cure ailments? Do they provide one with super-human abilities? These kinds of [...]

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@$$hole!: Cooking Lessons 2

It’s actually true that a man needs protein, and I’m not talking about peanuts. I’m talking about meat. Although, peanuts are pretty awesome. But the joke here is that greens [...]

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@$$hole!: Cooking Lessons 1

It’s true that I do enjoy cooking, and at the time these photos were taken I was in fact making dinner (my famous summer dish: brie and mango-stuffed chicken breasts wrapped in bacon). [...]

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@$$hole!: Reader Mail – New Pictures

New pictures are coming. I just got done with the photo fight scene pre-production, so now onto the production part – which is what’s going to be most time consuming. This is the part [...]