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Hitchcock got it right with “Rear Window”: action / reaction. That’s basically how I’ve been putting together this entire story. Because while we were running around the [...]

When I was a little kid, I loved to climb trees. Outdoors were awesome. I mean, the internet didn’t exist yet and video games weren’t very advanced, so there was really nothing [...]

For anyone who ever wondered, the answer is yes: I never grew up. I got taller, sure. But never lost my love of play and the imagination. ### In case you wanted to show your love and support of [...]

And here’s where the water hosing came in! This particular section of the park had a “humans vs dinosaurs” water area. The “humans” were in an elevated position with [...]

The pictures taken at this place were absolutely amazing. The vibrant colors, the amazing decorations. With a crew and a cast, you could have a lot of fun at a place like Islands of Adventure [...]

Hmmm, an electric fence with no electricity going through it. What could be on the other side? The great thing about this trip to Universal was that the place was just so pretty. I wanted to take [...]

Oh crap, the Dinosaurs aren’t only rebelling against the humans…but they’re also responding to commercial marketing. The last thing you need is a T-Rex hyped up on caffeine. [...]

So the dinosaurs with human brains (thus making them able to talk) are on Jurassic Park. Because why the heck not. However, somehow the bald man got on this island as well. And to be on that [...]

The dinosaurs are alive and well…and talking! And most of them are not happy about their current situation. In fact, it sounds like any nearby humans are probably going to want to get the [...]

You animals! How could you pervert this abomination of nature!? Damn you! Damn you all to hell! Of course, why Trevor wants to stop the eggs from hatching is anyone’s guess (that’s [...]