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Come on, like you didn’t see this coming? I foreshadowed it on the first page of this story arc…. Ultimately I just wanted to be buried in warm clothes that had just come out of the [...]

See, most people go do other things while waiting for the laundry. I said this last week. Remember? ### This weekend I’ll be a guest of honor at Kollision Con in St Charles, Il along with [...]

White noise, as it’s often called, is that background sound you hear from a fan or, in this case, the washing machine. White noise makes me fall asleep. In fact, I have difficulty sleeping [...]

This is based on a joke I heard on the radio from a stand up comedian. I can’t remember the comedian’s name, but the idea was pretty funny. I used to tell my friends about this joke [...]

I know it goes without saying, but don’t do this at home. I didn’t actually drink anything when shooting this. This is what they call “hollywood magic.” I’ve crafted [...]

Oh no, I told a traditional gender role joke. The truth here is that laundry has primarily, throughout the course of history, been something the lady of the house has done. College, however, [...]

To be fair, that’s not my thong. However, I did enter into a bra and panties competition once. True story. Back when I was going to Necto on Monday nights (Goth Night), they used to have [...]

Let’s face it, clothes get dirty. And when something gets dirty, it usually smells. Now, I don’t know about the years of yonder, but in this day and age something that’s dirty [...]